Location: St. Louis, Missouri
Age: 36
Height: 5’ 2’’
Weight: 104 lbs
Measurements: 34DDD-24-34
Piercings/Tattoos: a tattoo of a lotus flower on my lower back, my “tramp” stamp with a ladybug and a cherub angel smoking on my arm
Relationship Status: separated and soon to be divorced. Hallelujah
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How do you like to say “hello”?
I’m actually really shy saying hello to people or being introduced. I try to make good eye contact but sometimes I have my head down but I usually try to just smile and say hello, nice to meet you.
What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
I was actually eating lunch at work.
What are some things you never leave home without?
A good book to read, my medicine, my push up bra, my purse, driver’s license, credit card.
What kind of underwear are you wearing?
A thong, I always where a thong.
What does your last outgoing text message say?
I actually don’t have a cell phone. I know, I’m the only person on this earth not to have one. I am from 1985.
If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?
I was actually on a reality show this week, “Dr. Drew’s Life Changers” with one of my daughters in Los Angeles. It was one of the most exciting experiences of my life and Dr. Drew was one of the sweetest most gentle men I”ve ever met. The bad thing about being on a reality show is that people judge you and think you are crazy which is not fair at all. Those people haven’t walked in my shoes. I was on the show because I have been a victim of abuse and I want to help other women. I would have to say though if I had my choice it would probably be Jersey Shore. I love that show.
What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most? Why?
It would have to be my big heart and the fact that I am so sweet. Because of this people, especially men have taken extreme advantage of me.
Are you ticklish? Where?
I am ticklish under my arms and on the bottoms of my feet, pretty much anywhere. Getting tickled is torture for me.
Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
Well, I might put it towards plastic surgery or a tattoo or I might go shopping at the mall for my daughters and me. I love Forever 21 and Plato’s Closet. I’d buy a bunch of clothes for my daughters and me.
What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
When guys are cowards and can’t tell you they are done with you. I say get some frickin’ balls. Also when they are cheap and want you to support them. Again, get some balls. Also, when guys disrespect women and treat them like pieces of meat or when guys are pigs. Please have some couth and tact about yourselves guys.
What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
I’ve always had a weakness for bad boys so usually I look if they are a bad boy, the way they act, talk, dress, or just if they have that bad boy quality.
Describe your worst date ever.
I’d have to say it was the guy who had a room full of tarantulas who I met from online. He used an old picture from 15 years ago so he looked nothing like himself, he showed me his horrifying room full of tarantulas. He collected them and then he brought his kids who were major boogers. Not to mention his kid threw up in the car and it smelled like rotten popcorn.
The musician you would most like to meet is…
I know it’s pathetic but probably the band Poison. I used to love them as a teenager.
What was your first concert?
My first concert was actually Poison.
What was the last concert you attended?
My last concert was Poison and Def Leppard.
Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
Three of my favorite artists are Cascada. I love techno and dance music and love her song “Miracle”, Tina Turner-She’s my idol, and Christina Aguilera. She has the best voice around.
What is your favorite line from a song?
I’d have to say “I like a lady on the street, and a freak in the sheets.”
I believe in that statement strongly. I think a girl should act like a lady in public and not all stupid and freaky but in private, in the bedroom, you can be as freaky and crazy as you need to be”
What do you do to relax?
To relax I just chill at home and watch some good reality tv.
Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
The things I am most proud of are my daughters. They are the love of my life and I love them more than anything. They are the best girls in the room. I am also proud of the pictures I have created in my modeling. To me they are works of art. I am proud of being a MILF in Hustler Magazine. I was their first Official MILF and I am a proud of being a Cougar on the cover of the Riverfront Times. I am also proud of my writing.
How do you like to say “goodbye”?
I don’t like to say goodbye. I’m not good at it at all, but if someone is going to go goodbye I think they should have the guts to say it.
