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Rock Confidential Girl Aleata Illusion

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Name: Aleata Illusion
Birthplace: Ohio
Birthdate: October 26
Height: 5’4″
Weight: 94 lbs/
Measurements: 30 23 32
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How do you like to say “hello”?
Moshi Moshi

What’s the first thing people notice about you?
I usually get noticed by my crazy multi-colored hair or my loud witch cackle laugh

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Making tacos!

What are some things you never leave home without?
My cell phone, money, cell phone charger because I’m always on my phone all day regardless of what I’m doing, and I carry a decent amount of candy on me everywhere I go…and by decent I mean a lot of candy.

What does your last outgoing text message say?
“IT’S THE CATALINA FUCKING WINE MIXER!”

What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
The fact that I’m always honest with people and say whatever is on my mind. Seriously, I offend a lot of people really fast. I still don’t see it as a “bad” quality.

What makes you laugh?
Dry sarcastic humor. I watch a lot of stand up comedy.

Are you ticklish?
I will straight drop kick someone in the throat if they come at me with that tickling nonsense..so yes, haha!

Let’s say I gave you $10,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
New camera equipment, like 500 b-movies off Amazon, Comics, tattoos, a hammock, lingerie, and SHOES!

What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Cling, stalk me, send me dick pics, try to hook up with me, try to talk to me, breathe…

Describe your worst date ever.
When you’re NOT on a date and dudes act like you are, like no…just no.I don’t need anyone attached to me like that.

What music have you been listening to lately?
Lot’s of punk rock and K-pop

The musician you would most like to meet is…
Currently waiting on “The Brains” to come to the US so I can hug their faces off!

What was your first concert?
My mom brought me to see Patti Smith

What was the last concert you attended?
Anal Cunt, sometime before Seth passed away

Who are some of your favorite bands?
The Brains, The Bloodhound Gang, Leftover Crack, Stellar Corpses, TSOL, Snot, The Millionaires, My Ruin, 4Minute, Girls Generation, Agent Orange, The Hoosiers, Suicide Silence, Depeche Mode, Pennywise, Anti-Flag, BMTH, 2NE1, Billy Idol, AFI, The Germs, Blondie.

What is your favorite line from a song?
Don’t tell me that I can’t be myself, cause you can’t be me

What do you do to relax?
I have perfected relaxation techniques! Working out helps me relax to the fullest, watching Asian horror films, creating different types of tacos for my taco recipe book, designing clothing and costumes, writing, talking horror films, photo editing, reading and learning new things.

Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
Everything I’ve accomplished thus far in life. I see the light at the end of the tunnel now!

What is the key to happiness?
No heart warming speech here, It’s money. 🙂

How do you like to say “goodbye”?
I bow to people..if I like them. If not, I leave a memory that’ll leave them scarred for the rest of their life. I’m always making an impression, be it good or bad. I’m an entertainer, that’s what we do!