Name: Linda Upchurch
Location: Knoxville, TN
Age: E = M C 2
Height: 5’ 9”
Weight: 145
Measurements: 46-29-36
Relationship Status: Committed
Facebook URL: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lindas-Toy-Box/
Website URL: http://www.wix.com/LindasToyBox/LTB/

How do you like to say “hello”?
Depends on who I am saying hello too! Usually, a big hug and on occasion if your lucky, a kiss on the cheek. If you’re my boyfriend, naked and a smile!

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Cuddling with my boyfriend at the Chattanooga Choo Choo, hoping I was gonna get lucky!

What are some things you never leave home without?
Blackberry, cash, my rolling “toy” box / bar.

What kind of underwear are you wearing?
Underwear? What underwear?

What does your last outgoing text message say?
Its top secret. James Bond kinda stuff…

If you could be on any reality show, what would it be?
Dancing w/The Stars…

What part of your personality gets you into trouble the most?
With boobs like mine, who needs a personality! If in doubt see my pictures!

Are you ticklish? Where?
Yes, feet…..

What can a guy do to turn you on?
I’m not going to tell! Part of the fun is learning by experience.

Let’s say I’m gonna give you $1,000 dollars. Where do you go to spend it? What would you buy?
I’d rent a cabin in mountains and invite my friends…

What are some things guys do that get on your nerves?
Breathe

How can someone make you happy for weeks on end?
Ask my boyfriend… he’s the only one who knows this secret.

What’s the first thing you look at when you meet a guy?
I am big on hands because its all about TOUCH.

What do I like to do on a first date?
Have a drink and talk.

Describe your worst date ever…
The first date and every date there after with the ex-boyfriend.

Someone you would most like to meet is…
Ronald Reagan (pre-death, lol)

What TV shows do you never miss?
Young & Restless, NCAA Football, Nip Tuck, Monday Night Football and 700 Club

Name three of your favorite movies.
Forrest Gump, Jungle Book, No Country For Old Men.

Name three of your favorite bands or artists.
Presently, Kings of Leon, Avett Brothers & all-time favorite is AC/DC

What is your all-time favorite dessert?
Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey Ice Cream

What is your favorite line from a song?
“Don’t Ya Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”

Tell us a joke.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic? She stayed up all night wondering if there really is a DOG.

What do you do to chill?
Browsing my favorite website: Rock Confidential, Football and a drink. Tanning and the gym… Cuddling.

Name some things in your life you’re most proud of.
My family, where I am in life and whom I have in my life.

How do you like to say “goodbye”?
Depends on who I am saying it to. There are some people, I never like saying goodbye to. Most of the time, it’s a hug and see ya!