It’s a cold Friday night in March and the time is 2:42AM – so technically it is Saturday early AM.

I’m watching The Poseidon Adventure (1972 the original one) and I’m writing this blog about my tight asshole that sometimes I put different objects inside. To be honest, not all the objects felt good inside my asshole. But, it is what it is – trial and error.

I was in a movie with pornstar Tiffany Mynx and we did a girl/girl scene in Tom Byron’s garage. Long story short, she probed my asshole with her tongue, fingers and a toilet plunger with a huge white vein dildo on the end! My feelings on that was this – the tongue was super wet, which felt really amazing, but the dildo plunger did NOT feel so good!

Another scene that comes to mind was with drop dead beautiful megastar Gina Lynn! Now Miss Gina Lynn is in a class all by herself. She is, in my opinion, a perfect chick. Back to the scene from the movie Lizzy Goes to Jail, Gina and I put a bottle of Cristal in my asshole and I eventually squirt it all out! So far having a hot blonde put a cold bottle of Cristal in my rectum the best feeling! Total eclipse of the asshole and pussy! In other words, I did CUM!

If I were to make a list of the things I have put in my asshole/rectum, in no particular order: tongues, cock, fingers, fist, dildos, bottle of Cristal, knifes/axe handles, candles, anal beads, underwear, cubes of ice, glass toys, soap on a rope, water hose/bottles, candy cane, Red Vines, heel of a heel, sparklers, flower stems and a cross.

Those are some of the things I have put inside of my wonderful yummy rectum!

Love and Whacks,
Lizzy Borden
(always find me at RockConfidential.com, my website LizzyBordenProductions.com and InsideAdultWorld.com)