My Love For Coffins – Beautiful Pieces Of Art
Coffin, casket, oblong box. Since I can remember, I have always found coffins beautiful – like a piece of art. Used to bury the dead, but still – a piece of art. I bought my Dracula Coffin at ABC Caskets. ABC Caskets have hundreds of casket to choose from, but I love the Dracula style for my Lizzy Borden Live Horror Burlesque Shows. The cool thing is that Dave Navarro has the same casket More...
I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It
I kissed a girl and I liked it! And then more and more and I likely banged her too! My job is entertainment. I direct, write, feature dance, act, wrestle and sometimes I get to bang HOT chicks in a movie. But More...
My First Live Creature Feature Cam Show
I did my first Lizzy Borden Live Cam Creature Feature Show Thursday on Streammate.com. I probed myself for answers and all I got was a paper cut on my sweet, yummy, pretty, little vagina! I’m getting ahead More...
My Favorite Mega Porn Star – Gina Lynn!
GINA LYNN,GINA LYNN,GINA LYNN! Gina Lynn is a blonde bombshell of perfection. Not only is Gina a knockout, she is even more beautiful without makeup. Gina is also one of the sweetest, most down to earth person More...
The First Time I Banged Chanel Preston
I’m a director. I direct movies. I also write, build sets / props / costumes, shoot second camera, bts (behind scenes camera) and edit. But every once in awhile I get to be in a movie and I have the honor More...
Creature Feature! My Love Letter To Classic Horror
It is March 22, 2012. Thursday. I’m sitting on my brown comfy couch that took me a little over five months to find. You see, I was on a search for the most comfortable couch that I could curl up on and More...
This Joker Is A Chick! Comic Classic Batgirl Cums To Life!
What if the Joker from your favorite comic book was a female? What if that female – aka Bianca Steeplechase – came to life in a new Sinister X comic book parody Batgirl XXX? Would you love to see More...
The Many Things That Have Entered Lizzy’s Black Hole
It’s a cold Friday night in March and the time is 2:42AM – so technically it is Saturday early AM. I’m watching The Poseidon Adventure (1972 the original one) and I’m writing this blog about More...
Nanoo Nanoo! Alien Sex! A Mork And Mindy Porn Parody?
Do not attempt to adjust your eyes! Yes, what you are about to read is true! A Mork and Mindy porno parody directed by me, starring the super funny icon actor Evan Stone as Mork and a foxy Chanel Preston as Mindy. Nanoo More...
My First 3D Movie, Superheroine 3D
Hello my lovely readers! As I sip Hawaiian coffee in my favorite Rob Zombie House of 1000 Corpses shirt, red boxer shorts and extra soft slippers (Don’t you just love when your shirt is worn out?! It just More...
NEW COLUMN! Goodbye 2011 – Hello 2012!
Goodbye 2011 and hello to the new year of 2012! This past year was long with a lot of hard work, but it payed off. My future is bright again when once my flame was starting to flicker out. My flame is now RED hot More...
