I am a 22 year old woman and I’m very happy, but I have a problem cheating. I can’t be faithful to anyone, and I’ve been in several relationships with men and women. I think I’ve found someone I want to spend the rest of my life with but I still cheat. I love sex and don’t have any guilt for what I’ve done and continue to do. I wish I could stop. Do you have any advice?
Well if you can’t stop now, you haven’t found the right person for you. You are still so young! Go have fun! Get all of your wild and crazy fantasies out of your way. I recommend you just date people. When you are ready to settle, you will.
I’ve been married for just under a year. I have become the controlling, jealous, insecure wife I never wanted to be. Now I can only get my man to have sex maybe twice a month. It wasn’t like that when we were first married. I know he gets turned on when we’re making out and he watches porn, so I know his sexual desire is there. How can I get better?
Well, you need to trust him and not be that pyscho wife that you are saying you are being. That’s a big turn off. He mnarried you didn’t he? So why did you marry him if you dont trust him? Be sexy. Let him have his freedom. And to get him to have sex with you – walk in the living room in just some high heels while he’s watching tv, take the control, mute him, and start giving him head. That’s hot! Then I’m sure he will bend you over and give it to you right!
Jesse, I see all these hot lesbians in pornos but rarely ever see them like that in “real life.” Are there really hot lesbians?
Oh yeah – there is lots and lots of hot lesbians! Or at least bi girls. Go to some clubs or bars baby – they are out there.
Ms. Jane, as I get a little older I find myself thinking older women are fucking hot! They’re doing things for my horny-ness I never got with younger chicks. What do you think about older women?
They rock. They are experienced and they are at their sexual peak so they are hornier than you! So fuck them old bitches! lol
My friend is always pulling his cock and balls out of his shorts and it always happens around all the guys. He likes to lay his sack on somebody’s face when their asleep, too. This is pretty weird but I know he’s not the only dude to do stuff like this. You think he’s gay?
No, he’s just a man. I know so many guys who have done that and they bang chicks. There’s really no explanation of why guys do what they do sometimes!
Jesse Jane, I hope you can help. My buddy’s on again and off again girlfriend keeps telling me she wishes she could find somebody like me instead of the “loser” she’s with. She seems to enjoy the times we end up alone. I think she may like me. What should I do?
Tell her you are not interested – he’s your friend. Tell her if she’s unhappy to break up with him. Ask your friend how he thinks things are going between him or tell her that you think she is scandalous or unhappy. Something like that. Don’t tap that ass – you would be a bad friend!
Is it strange that my boyfriend wants me to jerk him off instead of having sex?
Yes. I mean if it’s not all the time then that’s cool, but if he doesn’t want to have sex that’s weird. Ask him why he never wants to have sex with you.
Jesse Jane, what can you tell me about the next Pirates movie? Who else is in it with you?
The next Pirates we will be filming soon, by the end of this year. And that’s all I can reveal. It’s going to kick the 1st ones ass.
