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Exclusive Column Premiere: The Great Kat Screams!

The Great Kat – the fastest heavy metal guitar virtuoso in the world – is bringing her unique personality, wit and humor to Rock Confidential!

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The Great Kat – the fastest heavy metal guitar virtuoso in the world – is bringing her unique personality, wit and humor to Rock Confidential!

Her new advice column, The Great Kat Screams!, is finally here!

Fans sent in questions from all over the world to The Great Kat, exclusively through Rock Confidential.

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What do you know really about BDSM? When will you make another CD?

The Great Kat Screams:
OBEY!! SUBMIT!!! WORSHIP YOUR GODDESS, PEASANTS!!! BOW SLAVES!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT KAT is GOD!!!! GET IT???????!!!!!!!!

Now get ready for the NEW Great Kat (http://www.greatkat.com) Shred/Classical DVD featuring my SHRED Guitar/Violin VIRTUOSO genius Music Videos of Vivaldi’s “The Four Seasons,” Rossini’s “William Tell Overture,” Bazzini’s “The Round Of The Goblins” & More COMING SOON!!!!

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/music-video/william-tell-overture/id868774275 & https://itunes.apple.com/us/music-video/vivaldis-the-four-seasons/id573040803

Thrashdisciples can LIKE The Great Kat’s FACEBOOK page at http://www.facebook.com/greatkatguitarshredder & check out the web site at http://www.greatkat.com!

Now GET INTO HYPERSPEED with The Great Kat’s CDs on iTUNES.

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Hi GREAT KAT! You are my FAVORITE! Do you ever listen to Jimi Hendrix at all? P.S. You are better than the BEST!

The Great Kat Screams:
HI!!! KAT RULES!! Yes, Hendrix is cool, but THE GREAT KAT is a SHREDDING GODDESS!!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat is the ONLY Violin/Guitar DOUBLE Virtuoso since Niccolo Paganini!! AND The Great Kat is “TOP 10 FASTEST SHREDDERS OF ALL TIME” (Guitar One Magazine) AND the Reincarnation of Beethoven!

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I know you prefer Marshall tube amps and probably use them exclusively. Do you use any pedals or rack mounts on your albums or do you just plug straight into your Marshalls? Thanks! KAT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat Screams:
SHRED ON! KAT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!! Just LIKE NICCOLO PAGANINI, The Great Kat Guitar/Violin Virtuoso keeps most technical details a secret, BUT here are a few tidbits JUST for my ThrashDisciples:

The Great Kat’s Marshall 100-watt JCM 800 is specifically MODIFIED for my BLISTERING SHREDDING GUITAR STANDARDS, plus I use a variety if pedals and effects, including Arion MM-1 Metal Master, DigiTech 2120, Eventide delay, various EQs and compression pedals.

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Is there any possibility of you releasing a guitar tablature book for the more difficult songs that you have recorded? I have already experienced the joy of listening to your music and the next step for me is to try and play it.

The Great Kat Screams:
YES! The Great Kat Guitar Tablature/Music Notation Guitar/Violin Book is coming!! In the meantime, check out GUITAR TAB and MUSIC NOTATION Video Clips on The Great Kat’s Official YouTube Channel at https://www.youtube.com/user/KthomasPR and here:


BACH’S “BRANDENBURG CONCERTO #3” – VIOLIN AND GUITAR Virtuosity of The Great Kat DOMINATES!!


BEETHOVEN’S “5th SYMPHONY”- The Great Kat SHREDS History’s FIRST METALHEAD: BEETHOVEN!


PAGANINI’S “CAPRICE #24” – GUITAR ARPEGGIOS (FLYING Up and Down) & MORE TECHNICAL GUITAR SHREDDING from The Great Kat!


“THE FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE” WATCH The Great Kat’s FINGERS SHREDDING CLOSE-UP!!


SARASATE’S “ZAPATEADO” – The Great Kat SHREDS SARASATE’S SPANISH DANCE!

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I have only one question! When you are going to tour in America or Europe? I would like so much to see you live once! Just let me know! I admire you! Xxx

The Great Kat Screams:
BRILLIANT! I would LOVE to bring my Great Kat Shred Show LIVE Insanity to my THRASHDISCIPLES in America & Europe!!! I’m VERY BUSY right now PRODUCING/FILMING/RECORDING new ShredClassical Music Videos for my UPCOMING DVD and SINGLE-HANDEDLY CHANGING the FACE of CLASSICAL and METAL MUSIC!!!

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Who do you think are some of the most overrated metal guitarists? What about overrated guitarists in general?

The Great Kat Screams:
ALL METAL GUITARISTS ARE ABSOLUTELY BORING IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREAT KAT is the ONLY GENIUS to COMBINE AUTHENTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC on BOTH GUITAR AND VIOLIN WITH Excitement, Energy & ENTERTAINMENT!!!!

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Kat, with all of your mega talent, you blow away 99% of the guitar players away out there on the metal scene. You should be more popular then many of these posers. What do you think? Am I wrong here?

The Great Kat Screams:
ONLY 99%??????????????? TRY 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The FACT is that Katherine Thomas (The Great Kat) is a highly trained, award-winning Juilliard graduate Violin Virtuoso, who has performed Solo Violin Classical Concerts at Carnegie Recital Hall, Alice Tully Hall, Juilliard, for NYC Mayor Ed Koch at Gracie Mansion, for Mexico Governor Tapia, on NBC-TV’s “FANTASY” Show and is the recipient of New York Governor Mario Cuomo’s Certificate of Merit AND collaborated with the famous COUNTERCULTURE GURU TIMOTHY LEARY (on the never-before-released song “Right Brain Lover”) BEFORE BECOMING the REVOLUTIONARY METAL GUITARIST/VIOLINIST and the WORLD’S FASTEST GUITAR SHREDDER – the ONE and ONLY GREAT KAT !!

NOW WITNESS The POWER of The Great Kat’s music in TV COMMERCIALS: TESCO’S TV COMMERCIAL FOR ACTIVISION’S “CALL OF DUTY: GHOSTS” VIDEO GAME, features THE GREAT KAT’S VIVALDI’S “THE FOUR SEASONS”!

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What do you think about manscaping? Should I do it​? What if I look weird down there with no hair?​

The Great Kat Screams:
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!! The Great Kat DOES NOT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT your “MANSCAPING” WORRIES!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If I want to send you my bands music, how can I do that? What kind of music do you listen to when you get in your car and drive?

The Great Kat Screams:
DON’T SEND ME ANYTHING! I ONLY LISTEN to BEETHOVEN AND THE GREAT KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I keep photos of my favorite guitarists around for motivation when I practice but every time I see your pics I get super horny and don’t want to practice anymore! What am I supposed to do?

The Great Kat Screams:
You are SUPPOSED to TOUGH IT OUT!!!! BE A REAL SHREDDER and STOP WHINING!!!!

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Can you tell me about your favorite instruments – classical and metal – and why they’re your favorite?

The Great Kat Screams:
Violin for Classical, Guitar for Metal. These are the two VIRTUOSIC, POWERFUL, TECHNICAL instruments The Great Kat USES to COMBINE CLASSICAL and METAL into ONE POWERFUL ART FORM!!!

NO GET INTO HYPERSPEED!!! The Great Kat’s UNREPRESSED GUITAR/VIOLIN POWERFUL Music gets you to SCREAM AND YELL while listening to masterpiece thrash songs from the FAMOUS “WORSHIP ME OR DIE!” such as “Metal Messiah”, “Speed Death” and “BEETHOVEN ON SPEED” such as Beethoven Mosh” and “Flight Of The Bumble-Bee”!

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Kat, what is your take on the classic saying “Sex, drugs and rock n roll”?! You ROCK!

The Great Kat Screams:
The Great Kat has a NEW classic saying for you: “WORSHIP, SHRED & BEETHOVEN”!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who did you see at your first concert? Do you still check out shows? When will I have a chance to see you live?

The Great Kat Screams:
First CLASSICAL concert I saw was a Symphony Orchestra playing BEETHOVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO, I don’t check out “shows”. I AM NOT INTERESTED in watching BORING, LONG-WINDED, NO-TALENT, NO-CHARISMA “BANDS” with NO STAGE SHOW just STANDING THERE BORING THE CRAP out of the audience!!!!

THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT and THE GREAT KAT LOVES TO ENTERTAIN!!!!! YOU WANT TO WITNESS your GODDESS SHRED Both Guitar AND Violin LIVE??????????? Then GO DEMAND IT at http://concerts.eventful.com/The-Great-Kat

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Have you ever destroyed an instrument with blood or water or anything else while doing those KILLER photo shoots for your website?

The Great Kat Screams:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have SMASHED GUITARS, VIOLINS, BOWS, AMPS, DOORS, PHONES and MORE on PHOTO SHOOTS, MUSIC VIDEOS and LIVE SHOWS. WATCH The Great Kat’s INSANE MUSIC VIDEOS on “BEETHOVEN’S GUITAR SHRED” DVD & “EXTREME GUITAR SHRED” DVD & BLOODY KAT PHOTOS and MORE HOT KAT PHOTOS on The Great Kat web site at http://www.greatkat.com

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Well it’s almost time to elect another President. Chuckleheads everywhere – on both sides. Who would the GREAT KAT vote for? What’s the first thing you would do if you were elected President?

The Great Kat Screams:
THE GREAT KAT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!

The Great Kat’s Presidential Slogan would be “GENIUSIZE NOW with BEETHOVEN!” and I would DEMAND that BEETHOVEN & THE GREAT KAT’S GENIUS MUSIC Be HEARD in EVERY HOME to FORCE everyone to be a GENIUS !!! THAT’S the FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREAT KAT IS GOD!

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The Great Kat Web Site http://www.greatkat.com
FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/greatkatguitarshredder
TWITTER at http://twitter.com/greatkatguitar
YOUTUBE : http://www.youtube.com/user/KthomasPR
iTUNES Music: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/great-kat/id384709526
iTUNES Videos: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-great-kat/id368743108
RINGTONES: http://www.greatkat.com/ringtones/greatkatringtones.html
INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/greatkatguitar
Amazon “Beethoven Shreds” CD: http://www.amazon.com/Beethoven-Shreds-Great-Kat/dp/B0055V0G9E/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1308161101&sr=1-1
Freegal: “Beethoven’s Guitar Shred” DVD http://www.freegalmovies.com/videos/index/2817648987001
Freegal: “Extreme Guitar Shred” DVD http://www.freegalmovies.com/videos/index/2818632071001

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